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2019-04-19

Trump demanding Mueller resign for not getting him impeached sooner

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Donald Trump attempting to tweet something coherent to his followers for once

Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Robert Mueller, but not for the reason you might think. Trump is upset that Mueller didn't release information from his report as soon as he had evidence of obstruction of justice that would have gotten him impeached. This is reportedly because Trump has been upset and anxious over the Mueller report since he found out about its existence, feeling that it would eventually destroy his Presidency and land him in jail or worse, and that Trump "just wanted it to all be over" so that he could go back to his old life, apparently under the impression he could still be a real estate mogul from jail.
Since details of the Mueller report came to light on Thursday, it has become absolutely apparent that Trump has attempted to obstruct justice on multiple occasions, among other crimes, and nearly anyone with basic political knowledge is calling upon Trump and nearly every one of his associates to resign and face impeachment. Trump, however, choose to focus the news into name calling at Mueller on Twitter, which started with insults at his inability to run a casino or manage real estate, but bizarrely turned into Trump insulting Mueller for not coming after him himself and for taking so long to drop the bombshells.
There was so much stuff that I've said and done IN PUBLIC, if you cann't arrested me on your first day you truely are as incompetent as EVERYBODY says! I handed all the evidence to you, you didn't do any work, you phoned it in you PHONY PHONER!
If one of my (alleged) kids hadn't shown everybody his meeting details, you wouldn't have even know anything had gone wrong and would have never found ANY SINGLE THING on me. And then you would have looked rediculous for invastigating nothing
Nearly as much as you do now for not being able to do your own work and making me do EVERYTHING myself. I did it all folks, I investigated myself, I wrote the report, and then I redacted it all, so I should get all the credit, ME and only ME FORVER
According to the fourth armament, you can't do anything that would put yourself in jail, so I have to walk free! NO DEATH PENALTY FOR TRUMP! I can't put myself in jail, so you can't make me and you can't kill me! I'm THE President, I make the rules!

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