UCP urges Alberta to secede to stop RCMP investigation into UCP

United Conservative Party Leader Jason Kenney taking questions from police

Jason Kenney has delivered a statement saying that 50 percent of Albertans want to leave Canadian due to tension in their hearts over the ongoing investigation into the UCP by the RCMP, and efforts by federal and provincial governments efforts to reduce damage to human health and the environmental. Kenney and the UCP is currently under investigation by the RCMP for election meddling after it was revealed that Kenney had another candidate, Jeff Callaway, enter the UCP 2017 Leadership race under his direction and funding in order to damage the campaigns of Kenney's rivals.
Kenney, upset that the public has learned about this, has spent most of the 2019 Alberta Election trying to distract Albertan, Canadians and the police from these events, and so has been delivering statements like this at various campaign stops.
The current leader in the polls and returning champion Alberta Premier NDP Leader Rachel Notley has taken full advantage of Kenney's scandals to also bring up his poor track record in both the Alberta and Canadian legislator. Kenney has been trailing in the polls to Notley since just after the election started when this scandal became public knowledge, and has according to staff become "desperate for any sort of win," even going so far as to try and get Ontario Premier Doug Ford and even US President Donald Trump to give him an endorsement, but so far neither has made any official statement about Kenney.
We'll keep our readers updated on Kenney's further scandals and the 2019 Alberta Election as we learn more.