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2019-03-24

Doug Ford demands Ontarians keep their electricity bill high

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With the cancellation of numerous electricity conservation programs in the last year despite having a history of success, Doug Ford made clear his demands that people in Ontario keep their electrical bills high so that he could charge them more. "People need to remember that when they lower their electricity, they're not helping the environment like they think, but instead hurting the government. The government runs the electricity after all, so if you're loyal to the government, you'll run up a high electricity bill. It's that simple. So even through it's spring, turn up all your heaters, make your home a tropical paradise. It's the best thing for your government, and you. And you want to do what's best for the government right? Because not doing what's best for the government causes the government to not do what's best for you, if you catch my drift."
Doug Ford ended his announcement with the statement that everyone in Ontario should aim for a six figure electrical bill to best support the province, and that they can look forward to more actions that would help them keep that number high.

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