La Satire Canadienne: Flag Porn sees spike on PornHub after Trump Touch

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2019-03-06

Flag Porn sees spike on PornHub after Trump Touch

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After Donald Trump again touched a flag in what Mike Pence was quick to call "a sexual way", PornHub has reported a 270% increase in searches for Flag Porn. "Flag Porn has always been a steady if small category on our site," PornHub spokesman David Oyster reported. "It's always had it's devoted fans, especially in red states, but with Trump's recent... handsy approach with the flag, we've seen a spike in searches for Flag Porn. And it's not just the American flag," Oyster went on as he described the current top flag porn video, featuring two women painted as the American and UN flags engaging in some sort of wrestling match. We'll be conduction more research into the subject and report back as we learn more.